PATRIARCHAL UBER RIDE
- •My driver just told me if I lost 10-20 pounds I would have a line of guys behind me.
- •If this were 10 years ago I would be crying.
- •But I told him I have no problem snatching up anyone regardless of how much I weigh.
- •And I promptly told him to continue on his way to my destination.
- •Because even if I disagree with him and what he said I'm not going to be late to where I'm going because of his patriarchal ass comments.
- •Not gonna have my night ruined because this dude feels the need to comment on my size.
- •And for added measure this is how bomb me and my tiny dress look today
- •And up top we are looking fly too
- •Without the sunnies shes fly too and giving a no fucks face
- •So I hope you all have an amazing day!!!
- •And don't let someone try to ruin it by trying to bring you down with their words!!!
- •This doesn't ruin uber for me because I still need a way to get home when I'm drunk and the bus won't cut it
- •Plus I'm damn positive not all uber drivers are as senseless as himI wanna say something like "one nut a squirrel does not make" but I don't know how to word it but...you get it.
- •Update:I've read all the comments and y'all are all so freaking amazeball tiny hamsters that I want to squeeze you all into one big hug!!