SNACKS MADE FOR CHILDREN THAT I MOST CERTAINLY FUCKS WITH
If you have a child and I visit you, please do not blame them for the sudden lack in snackery in your humble abode
- •Chocolate bunniesYes please. I snack on these by the handful. I don't care if your child's filthy hands have been in the box.
- •Cheddar bunniesWill steal these from a toddler in 7-10 seconds, let the crying commence.
- •Bunny GrahamsI cry everytime I see one of these on the ground, they are delicious, please keep a better eye on your children and their wasteful ass snack habits.
- •Honestly...all the bunnies that bitch Annie is a killer with the snacks
- •Honey Nut CheeriosUgh...with milk, no milk, on a plate, out of a ziplock bag at the park that I lied and told your child was for them but it's for me so I have to hide it when they run towards me because I don't share
- •Enviro kids peanut choco crispy rice barsMmmm yummy as fuck on the train when stolen from a small child's snack stash
- •Super Stars from whole foodsTheir parents say it's a treat for them cleaning but I eat them with wine.
- •Pirate bootyLike...what! I know I can buy it but it's even sweeter when I open a cabinet and they have 100 tiny little bags for their tiny children and grown guests like myself.
- •Wallaby yogurtShout out to lemon flavor getting me through early morning writing sessions.
- •Gogo squeezLike every flavor. I also enjoying these on the bus facing a boy that I would like to make out with. Sends hella mixed signals but whatever im down with a little age play.
- •Z barsEnergy for me whilst I'm walking to the park with you and your 4 year old. I kinda almost cried once when I had to share the last one.
- •Quack n bitesThe cutest of the snacks that go in my mouth. Also they throw that cheese on thick so thanks for that whole foods.
- •Horizon chocolate milkThe to go size because I've got shit to do and I've specifically come to your home for snack sizes that will fit in my purse.
- •So...let me know if you need someone to make your kids lunches.My fee is that I too get to leave with a lunch everyday...and you must buy me a lunchbox. Xena or yellow ranger only please.