I worked in retail hell for about 2 years and after shitty hours, crappy pay and middle management 3 years younger than me this is how my days became.
  1. Clock in
  2. Ignore all walkie chatter
  3. Hide in the bathroom
  4. Hide in the stock room
  5. Hide on the kids floor
  6. Hide in the stairwell
  7. Hide in the fitting room
  8. Clock out