THINGS I'M WAITING FOR TO HAPPEN ON THE LIST APP

  1. For a creep to slide into my comments.
    Just like on insta where they make their way into my DM's with a Penis Polaroid and ignorant text.
  2. For my mama to show up.
    Tell Rochelle to keep her behind on Facebook. I don't have 8 hours to explain to her how to make a list.