THINGS ON MY NIGHTSTAND AT ANY GIVEN TIME

  1. Pringles
  2. Keebler's cookies
    You know which ones.
  3. Various pills in a macaroon pill box.
    I've been to the emergency room a lot this past year..I'm sure one of these pills will put me to sleep.
  4. Notebooks
  5. Candy wrappers
  6. Nail polish
  7. Empty pop can
  8. Chapstick