1. Apparently last night
  2. No more than 5 blocks from my apartment
  3. Trap Karaoke was being held
  4. And I missed it
  5. I am upset
  6. Disgusted
  7. And angry at myself
  8. I am punishing me by not allowing myself to listen to any trap music for 24 hours
  9. Because how dare I call myself a lover of trap music
  10. And be totally unaware of such a glorious event sent down from the heavens going on so close to my own home
  11. Go home Shelli
  12. Go
  13. Home