YOU KNOW WHAT MAKES ME MAD
Like...mad as hell
- •When I check one of my celebrity crushes Wikipedia and it has a name next to spouse...Who took my man?
- •And that spouse name ain't mine...WHO took MY man?
- •And after that name it's an M....Cause now I have NO CHANCE
- •And after all that is a dash..Like...they are still together all happy and shit
- •And there is no link on the spouse name...Stop playing, I need to know who this person is.
- •And then I have to go google and type in the name...Like...for real? All this extra work?
- •And then up comes pics of the two of them smiling on some red carpet...Rub it in why don't you.
- •And then I have to angrily close the tab and clear my history because my heart is broken and I'm mad as hell and want no evidence left of my heartbreak.
- •And then I tell myself Wikipedia isn't 100% accurate so I can still have a chance.
- •End list.