YOU KNOW WHAT MAKES ME MAD

Like...mad as hell
  1. When I check one of my celebrity crushes Wikipedia and it has a name next to spouse...
    Who took my man?
  2. And that spouse name ain't mine...
    WHO took MY man?
  3. And after that name it's an M....
    Cause now I have NO CHANCE
  4. And after all that is a dash..
    Like...they are still together all happy and shit
  5. And there is no link on the spouse name...
    Stop playing, I need to know who this person is.
  6. And then I have to go google and type in the name...
    Like...for real? All this extra work?
  7. And then up comes pics of the two of them smiling on some red carpet...
    Rub it in why don't you.
  8. And then I have to angrily close the tab and clear my history because my heart is broken and I'm mad as hell and want no evidence left of my heartbreak.
  9. And then I tell myself Wikipedia isn't 100% accurate so I can still have a chance.
  10. End list.