THINGS I WILL DO ONCE I MEET MY DEADLINE
I've been writing this book for-fucking-ever, but I am almost done.
- •Take a very long showerNo personal hygiene sacrifices for lack of time. I will loofa, shave legs AND armpits, deep condition, etc. all during a single shower.
- •Put away my laundryClean laundry exists in piles next to my dresser, rather than inside my dresser, bc I don't have the energy to deal with that shit right now.
- •Reintroduce myself to my kidsI keep forgetting my newborn's name. And my other kid cries every time I walk towards the basement door, "Mommy stay for a little bit please!"
- •Mani / PediI have no fingernails left but whatever. I'm stressed. I'll choose a dark polish. It's practically fall anyway.
- •Complain about things other than my bookThe Whole Foods parking lot is a complete fucking shit show from 3-5 pm.
- •Catch up on TVI'm behind on GoT, OITNB, the one where Kevin Spacey is always doing the asides to camera...
- •Hang out with friendsDo I even have friends anymore?
- •Have sexMy poor husband, seriously.
- •Read a fucking bookFor christ's sake!