*drinks tea and composes list*
  1. Apologising for no apparent reason
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    The lady on the train bumps in to you but somehow you still say sorry, as does she.
  2. We love a good 'U'
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    Colour, behaviour, flavour, harbour, honour etc.
  3. We're too polite
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    Have you ever told your hairdresser that you love your hair when in fact you actually hate it and want to shave it all off? Me too. (Also, it's a fringe)
  4. Europe is not one big country!
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    My American friends "I'm coming to Europe this summer!" Me: "great, so will you be in London or 3000 miles away in Azerbaijan?
  5. The weather.
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    If it's hot, it's probably wet. If it's cold, it's probably wet too.
  6. Do you drink tea with the queen?
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    Yes, but only on Mondays & Wednesday's. She's busy the rest of the week.
  7. When somebody tries to push in the queue
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    But we won't actually confront them.