A VERY BEATLES CHRISTMAS

The Fab Four's catalog just made it to Spotify and everywhere else that's streamy. Here's a suggested holiday playlist from your fave mop tops.
  1. Do You Want to Know a Secret
    "Hey, kid. I know you're only six. But do you want to know a secret? There is no Santa Claus. Your parents are Santa Claus."
  2. Please Mister Postman
    "Sweet baby Jesus that package has been 'out for delivery' since Tuesday."
  3. Money (That's What I Want)
    "And maybe a bottle of bourbon."
  4. Can't Buy Me Love
    "...but the least you could do is TRY."
  5. I Don't Want to Spoil The Party
    "...but this eggnog doesn't taste right."
  6. Help!
    "I need somebody. Not just anybody. Maybe my therapist will pick up? Even though it's Christmas Eve?"
  7. I'm Looking Through You
    "...and your desperate attempt to make up for a year of lackluster friendship and support with this $100 gift card."
  8. I'm So Tired
    "...of shopping. Of wrapping. Of all the songs. Of 'cheer.' Of everything except these Christmas cookies. Pass me another one."
  9. She Came in through the Bathroom Window
    "Look kid, we live in apartment building. We don't have a chimney. And who said Santa Claus can't be a woman? Did I raise you to be a mansplaining sexist?"
  10. Let it Be
    "You do not need that third piece of pie. Especially after all those Christmas cookies you ate. Not to mention the bourbon."
  11. All You Need is Love
    Merry Christmas, everyone.