ADVICE TO PHINEAS & FERB RE ATTACKING THEIR SUMMER VACATION TODO LIST

There are 104 days. You got this, guys.
  1. Build a rocket
    They sell kits on Amazon. Splurge for the overnight Prime delivery; you can knock this out in two days.
  2. Fight a mummy
    Mummys don't even have arms. Should be easy...once you find a mummy. Maybe one of you could dress up as a mummy.
  3. Climb up the Eiffel Tower
    The gendarmes generally frown on this and may shoot at you...unless you just take the stairs.
  4. Discover something that doesn't exist
    This is...impossible.
  5. Give a monkey a shower
    A one day internship at the zoo should do the trick.
  6. Surf tidal waves
    An actual tidal wave might be difficult, but you might be in luck: odds are North Korea will trigger another earth quake soon. BE READY.
  7. Discover nanobots
    The key word here is INVENT, guys. Do you think Elon Musk DISCOVERED electric rockets? No. He did not. He invented them.
  8. Locate Frankenstein's brain
    It's over here.
  9. Find a dodo bird
    Maybe the Natural History Museum in NY has one. Call ahead, though.
  10. Paint a continent
    This might get expensive. Call Stephen Wright for advice; he may have run the numbers on this one.
  11. Drive your sister insane
    I think you're doing a good job at this one already. Go ahead and check this off the list.
  12. Make a title sequence
    Be sure to include an earworm of a song, OK?