IRRATIONAL FEARS, RANKED.

Note: this may actually be a rational fear. Happy Thursday!
  1. 1.
    That the transbay tube will collapse in an earthquake...
    ...and I'll die in a fucking BART train either by being crushed to death or drowning, both of which would be lousy ways to go. Oh! And because this would be caused by a massive earthquake I wouldn't be able to call home and leave a message for my family to tell them that I love them.