1. And I'm awake. Fan fucking tastic.
  2. Sure I'll grab my phone and tap out the idea that woke me up and then outline the talk I've been avoiding writing and check email check Twitter check Insta check ListApp
  3. Oh look now I'm really awake
  4. This doesn't bode well for the rest of the day
  5. Dammit my eyes hurt in that "I really should be sleeping" kind of way
  6. Oh hey look it's 5! This really is not good.
  7. Uggggggggggghhhhhhh. Put the phone down you idiot.