PLURAL NOUNS, RANKED.
Because one is the loneliest number.
- •NapsI mean a nap is good but naps implies either multiple in one day, or a string of naps over successive days. Both of which 👍🏻👍🏻
- •Donuts.Buying one donut makes you a sad person with self control issues. Buying a dozen donuts makes you the most popular person in the office.
- •BoobsBefore you freak out, hang with me. The singular implies you're an idiot. The plural? Pretty great.
- •Glasses.I wear them. Couldn't see without them. Still, outranked by tacos, naps, donuts and boobs.
- •Friends.It's good to have more than one because if you only have one they might turn out to be a jerk and then where would you be. You'd be stuck without any friends to whom you can complain about the jerk, that's where you'd be. And with friends you can be in...
- •CahootsThis comes in just above...
- •BananasAs in THIS SHIT IS BANANAS B A N A N A S
- •Thanks...for reading my list, friends. Now go enjoy some tacos.