WHAT I WANT FROM APPLE TOMORROW, RANKED

There's a big keynote tomorrow in SF. Rumors are there will be new iPhones and new iPads and some keyboards and some watch straps and bla bla bla. Here's what I really want.
  1. 1.
    A self driving car
    Please baby please.
  2. 2.
    A self upgrading iPhone
    Hardware, not software.
  3. 3.
    A self charging battery
    Death to power cords!
  4. 4.
    A self building Xcode that just makes your app for you
    Those pesky developers, ugh.
  5. 5.
    A self aware Siri.
    Just bring on our robot overlords already, wouldja, Apple?