1. Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
    It's easy for outcasts to become cynical and hold grudges, but Rudolph is just a helpful guy
  2. Santa Claus
    A little creepy, but a jolly old soul overall
  3. The Grinch
    He's a mean one at first, yes. But he ends up being pretty cool. Also maybe you should get that enlarged heart looked at.
  4. Frosty the Snowman
    He's a troublemaker. Keep your eye on that one.
  5. The Little Drummer Boy
    Nobody likes an overlong, unsolicited drum solo. Not even Jesus.
  6. My true love
    What am I supposed to do with 12 partridges, 22 turtle doves, 30 French hens, 36 calling birds, 42 geese, 42 swans, and all of these maids and lords and drummers and pipers? This isn't a farm, take your stuff back and just get me a gift card.
  7. All of the other reindeer
    What dicks.