MODERN VERSIONS OF JESUS' MIRACLES

  1. Turning water into alcoholic beverages
  2. Restoring hearing to the deaf
  3. Giving sight to the blind using their tongues
  4. Giving paraplegics the ability to walk
  5. Resurrecting the dead as visions or holograms
  6. Attracting thousands of fish with green, underwater lights
  7. Endless soup, salad, and breadsticks