A partial list of my cry stats..

Inspired by @jeremysomething
  1. *based on legit mathematics
  2. Injustice: 1000%
  3. When my cat died: 100%
    Worst day of my life.
  4. Harry Potter: 99.9%
    SIRIUS! SNAPE! LUPIN & TONKS! FRED! DUMBLEDORE! DOBBY! I'm crying again.
  5. Movies & TV: 97%
    I can't name one film I haven't cried over. Not one. Special shoutout to films where animals die & 12 Years A Slave 😭
  6. Knowing I'll never see Led Zeppelin in concert: 89%
  7. Episode 4.12 & 4.13 of Orange is the New Black: 85%
  8. Laughter: 66.7% 😂
    Just a little more than...
  9. The first time my eyebrows were threaded: 66%
  10. Bon Iver's "The Wolves": 63%
    EVERY FUCKING TIME. Also, Adele songs & Etta James' "All I Could Do Was Cry".
  11. Celebrity deaths: 37%
    Real Snape (AKA Alan Rickman 😭)
  12. Allergies: 31%
  13. Onions: 26%
    I have goggles now. Tis the secret to a tear-free meal prep.
  14. Boys: 24%
    I ain't crying over no punk ass boys.
  15. Guys, I cry A LOT.