A partial list of my cry stats..
Inspired by @jeremysomething
- •*based on legit mathematics
- •Injustice: 1000%
- •When my cat died: 100%Worst day of my life.
- •Harry Potter: 99.9%SIRIUS! SNAPE! LUPIN & TONKS! FRED! DUMBLEDORE! DOBBY! I'm crying again.
- •Movies & TV: 97%I can't name one film I haven't cried over. Not one. Special shoutout to films where animals die & 12 Years A Slave 😭
- •Knowing I'll never see Led Zeppelin in concert: 89%
- •Episode 4.12 & 4.13 of Orange is the New Black: 85%
- •Laughter: 66.7% 😂Just a little more than...
- •The first time my eyebrows were threaded: 66%
- •Bon Iver's "The Wolves": 63%EVERY FUCKING TIME. Also, Adele songs & Etta James' "All I Could Do Was Cry".
- •Celebrity deaths: 37%Real Snape (AKA Alan Rickman 😭)
- •Allergies: 31%
- •Onions: 26%I have goggles now. Tis the secret to a tear-free meal prep.
- •Boys: 24%I ain't crying over no punk ass boys.
- •Guys, I cry A LOT.