CELEBRITIES ID BE REALLY HAPPY WITH
As a follow up to my list of celebrities I like but it wouldn't work out with Celebrities I Like, But It Would Never Work Out, I decided to list the celebs I could have something really special with. side note: With the intent of not being a home wrecker I did not choose any married men.
- •DrakeWe're both Canadian. We're both bi-racial. We're both award winning rappers. Two of those things are true. Real talk, I think the dude is hilarious & super sweet. I worry I'd ruin him, but the way he took down Meek has me assured.
- •Chris EvansI am SO SO SO loving him with Jenny Slate, but if shit doesn't work out with her or @NotAWitchDoctor I think we could have something special. I mean mostly because LOOK AT HIM.
- •Chris PineWhy are Hollywood Chris' so attractive?! Took me awhile to get on this Chris train, but he's won me over. Reasons why we'd be happily ever after: 1) his beard 2) did you see the way he cried for my ancestors at the Oscars back when 12 Years A Slave won?!
- •Jake GyllenhaalJake is ultimate bae.
- •He's hilarious.
- •He's a great dancer.Very important in choosing an appropriate husband.
- •LOOK AT THAT BEARD.& how seriously he takes twerking.
- •THAT LAUGH/SMILE. 💀
- •Incredibly talented.I mean everything he's in...BUT NIGHTCRAWLER?! TELL ME YOUVE SEEN THE GREATEST FILM OF 2014. The Academy robbed him.
- •& boy can that man pull off a dress.
- •But I'll never take his last name.