Reasons I Haven't Listed

My introduction to list was fast & furious, and then I plummeted into responsibility & completely vanished.
  1. The world sucks & I'm mad about it.
    All I want to do is bitch about how awful & dumb people are, but negativity does nothing.
  2. Donald Trump.
    Totally responsible for me not listing, because all I want to list about is how much I hate his oompa loompa ass.
  3. That time I had to delete Li.st off my phone because I was running out of storage space & needed to take some killer Instagram photos.
    Priorities.
  4. Being an adult who has to work too many jobs & hang out with friends and family I love but don't have time for & "go to the gym", and all those other adult things.
  5. Seriously though, where is the balance?! Li.st but stop working on my fitness? Or stop listing but be built AF?! ANSWERS.
  6. I lost a solid week & a half to some pretty intense drugs.
    I'm good now though.
  7. I was away for a week in the mountains with a bunch of smelly & high young adults.
    AKA festival season
  8. Truths & one lie.
    Spoiler alert: the gym one is a lie 🙊