TERRIBLE THINGS I'VE BEEN PAID TO TALK ABOUT
All work related. All awful.
- •Kardashians. Every single one. Every single day.
- •Farrah Abrahams plastic pussy (Or was it silicone?)
- •Chris Brown advocating against domestic violence.
- •Disadvantages of big dicks. There are actually a few.
- •50 Cent somehow staying kind of relevant even though he's broke. *insert inflation joke*
- •Common, everyday character traits and nuances which prove that you're actually psychotic.
- •Science has discovered that humans love sex. Did you know that? I bet you didn't.
- •How millennials are all miserable, selfish, entitled brats. And we're just the best!
- •Did you know that Justin Bieber was #1 in the Netherlands for the last like five weeks?
- •I wonder if the Weeknd gives his hair producer credit on his albums. Seriously inspiring, dude.