TERRIBLE THINGS I'VE BEEN PAID TO TALK ABOUT

All work related. All awful.
  1. Kardashians. Every single one. Every single day.
  2. Farrah Abrahams plastic pussy (Or was it silicone?)
  3. Chris Brown advocating against domestic violence.
  4. Disadvantages of big dicks. There are actually a few.
  5. 50 Cent somehow staying kind of relevant even though he's broke. *insert inflation joke*
  6. Common, everyday character traits and nuances which prove that you're actually psychotic.
  7. Science has discovered that humans love sex. Did you know that? I bet you didn't.
  8. How millennials are all miserable, selfish, entitled brats. And we're just the best!
  9. Did you know that Justin Bieber was #1 in the Netherlands for the last like five weeks?
  10. I wonder if the Weeknd gives his hair producer credit on his albums. Seriously inspiring, dude.