CHAPTER TITLES FOR THE BOOK ABOUT MY LIFE

In no particular order
  1. Sisters: Best Friends or Mortal Enemies?
  2. You Only Think You Want Rollerblades
  3. 'The Rachel' and other Bad Haircuts
  4. The Guy Wearing Cargo Khakis
  5. Where the Heck is the Cream Cheese?
  6. San Francisco is Closer Than It Looks
  7. I Like Your Fashion
  8. Burke Rhymes with Jerk (but It's Probably Just a Coincidence)