I WOULD PAY GOOD MONEY TO HEAR THE GUY FROM THE B-52S READ THIS

Listening to "Love Shack" got me thinking...
  1. The lyrics to "No Scrubs"
  2. The preamble to the Constitution
  3. Pre-flight safety blurb
  4. Oath for witnesses testifying in court
  5. Any of the Harry Potter books
  6. GPS directions
  7. "National Weather Service" emergency alerts
    Suggested by   @booksforyears
  8. My marriage vows.
    Suggested by   @eriknmichaelssrn