LIES I HEARD TODAY

With accompanying eye-roll emoji scale
  1. 1.
    I didn't know there would be alcohol there
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  2. 2.
    I only had, like, two beers
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  3. 3.
    This is my first time drinking
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  4. 4.
    I don't know who brought the beer
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  5. 5.
    I think it was Bud Light. Is that even a kind of beer? I don't know. (Nervous laugh)
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