1. "If something bad happens to you, ask yourself: If this happened in a sitcom, would I laugh? If the answer is yes, laugh." - Glenda Young
  2. "Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not." - The Lorax, Dr. Suess
  3. "It's a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them." - Louis CK
  4. "Don't worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet." - Anonymous
  5. "A smile is happiness you'll find right under your nose." - Tom Wilson
  6. "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... and try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party." - Ron White
  7. "How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard." - A. A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh
  8. "Hope will never be silent." - Harvey Milk
  9. "We cannot become what we need to be by remaining what we are." - Max de Pree
  10. "Every human being must find his own way to cope with severe loss, and the only job of a true friend is to facilitate whatever method he chooses." - Caleb Carr
  11. "I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin' and hook up with them later." - Mitch Hedberg