REASONS WHY WHEN I HAND YOU MY PHONE TO SEE A PHOTO YOU DON'T SWIPE TO THE NEXT PHOTO

  1. Oh god...
  2. These leggings aren't supposed to see the light of day...
  3. I just...
  4. Okay, I sent that to my mom. Wait that makes it weirder.
  5. Another cat selfie... Great...
  6. Obviously that other one was blurry so I took it again...
  7. My... Brother... You know what? Maybe give me my phone back.
  8. OKAY YES, I TOOK A PHOTO OF MY POOP WE'VE ALL DONE IT, TIME TO GIVE MY PHONE BACK.