TERRIBLE WORDS THAT SOUND LIKE NAMES IN GAME OF THRONES
- •Rheumatoid Arthritis - First of her nameRheumatoid was a princess from a different land over the Narrow Sea and got married off to a forgotten Lannister
- •Daria DiarrheaYears and years before Daenerys, she was a princess of Meeren before being beheaded for laying with a slave
- •Lady CholeraCatelyn's second and forgotten sister who is somehow even more batshit than Lysa
- •Queen Mother Emesis BasinHer son grew up to be the least eventful king of Westeros. Which is saying a lot because all Tommen is good for is his marriage to the hot Tyrell chick.
- •Countess DementiaActually a whore in a brothel. This title makes her feel fancy.
- •Anorexia of DorneShe's the first woman to beat out her brother for the crown of Dorne
- •FellatioThis guy's definitely from Bravos