THE PLOT OF 'THE NOTEBOOK' (ACCORDING TO MY BOYFRIEND)

PS I still love this movie...
  1. If they played scary music over that Ferris wheel scene, it would be f***ing TERRIFYING.
    Go out with me or I'll KILL MYSELF.
  2. Why is he making her lay in the street? They almost died. That's not cute. That is f***ing TERRIFYING.
  3. "When I see something I... I gotta have it." *Crazy eyes* If this guy didn't look like Ryan Gosling this movie would be f***ing TERRIFYING.
  4. Oh, that's nice she found a sweet man who loves her and trusts her... oh wait... Now she's going to go visit a guy she hooked up with for a few weeks when she was 17.
  5. Oh, that's nice, he's got a new girl-- WAIT. He treats her like sh*t. And she's a widow.
  6. Rachel McAdams: "I'm a stupid woman, I shouldn't have come!" *Crashes Car* hahahahaha misogyny
    Also what's happening with her bangs?
  7. Ryan Gosling: HI. DO YOU LIKE MY UNKEMPT BEARD? NO? YOU CRASHED YOUR CAR? MAYBE I'LL SLOWLY WALK UP TO IT WHILE YOU ARE PANICKING IN THE FRONT SEAT. "Come in for a beer."
    With scary music, this scene would be f***ing TERRIFYING.
  8. Like this house? I MADE IT JUST FOR YOU. WITH MONEY FROM MY DEAD FATHER.
  9. "I sent you a letter! I sent you a letter every day for a year!" Dude. STOP STALKING HER.
  10. Her fiance: "Hey honey! You're acting weird, but I love and trust you!" Rachel McAdams: "That's cool bro, I'm just gonna bang this other guy in the rain because... you know... Ryan Gosling."
  11. Rachel McAdam's Mom: "I didn't choose the hot guy, honey." *cries* "I didn't... choose... the hot guyyyy..."
  12. Rachel McAdam's dad's mustache: 👍
  13. Even into old age, Ryan Gosling stalks her.
  14. And they died. With scary music... this movie would be... oh you get it.
    "I'll be seeing you..." The stalking continues
  15. PS that piano song she plays isn't that difficult to master or pleasing to the ears on those busted pianos. Just sayin.