THINGS I IMAGINE HAPPEN IN HELL

  1. You have to work at the only Starbucks in an airport, and it's always 7am
  2. Porta potties only.
  3. There's a new episode of Game of Thrones streaming but there's no wifi
    Or very slow wifi
  4. Constant hangnails
  5. You take a sip of what you thought was water but ended up being milk and even though the milk is fine, the fact that you thought it was water at the outset makes you feel poisoned
  6. You have to blow dry your hair in a hot bathroom without air conditioning
    It frizzes faster than it dries
  7. Every computer has a rainbow spinning wheel of death
  8. There's a popcorn kernel stuck in your back teeth.
  9. You can NOT find parking ANYWHERE
  10. It's just one, never-ending DMV.
  11. You've got a mild sunburn and the sun is still beating down on you, no sunscreen to be found anywhere and no shade so you just have to sit and feel your skin slowly crisping
    Suggested by   @dena
  12. Like the play NO EXIT. BUT only in a literary sense as I am Atheist.
    Suggested by   @ChrisK
  13. Being on an airplane with a screaming infant in your lap who has both shit on you through the diaper and thrown up curdled milk cheese on you and you've got 6 hours to go and no change of clothes and all the other passengers and crew are looking at you with either pity or scorn or both. Wait, I think that really happened. Damn.
    Suggested by   @gilbaron