THINGS THIS GOY LEARNED CO-HOSTING HER FIRST PASSOVER SEDER EVER

@carolineschwartz and I tackled hosting a Seder for 7 people while being kitchen illiterate. (Also my first Passover ever as an Episcopalian from Minnesota 👍)
  1. The Haggadah is to wine as a frat bro is to keg stands
  2. My cat is the most likely to find the afikomen first
  3. Thank you, phonetic spelling of the Hebrew, for helping me fake it til I make it
  4. Diego the butcher is real chill when you ask him as casually as possible for one animal bone please
  5. The song Dayenu freakin rocks
  6. I identified with the simple child.
  7. @gabimoskowitz has the best recipe for apple pear charoset and we are rejoicing that we made way too much 👍
  8. Passover is, like all the greatest holidays, a wonderful reason to celebrate with and cherish your friends and family ❤️
    Awwwww :)