Because it's Gilmore Girls!
  1. Will Lorelai and Luke ever end up together?
  2. Jess or Logan?!
  3. What's up with Paris and Doyle?! Lane and Zack?! Sookie and Jackson? Miss Celine and Michele?! And Kirk, what is Kirk doing?
  4. Emily Gilmore, that is all!
  5. What the hell has Rory been doing?!