The Best Description of Men I've Dated Since College That Are Saved in My Phone.

Guys who only lasted one date, some who I immediately forgot their name by the time they gave me their number.
  1. Stanford (dorm) Guy
  2. Adam 1, Adam 2
  3. Scotty Doesn't Know
  4. Guy who text me his tattoo
  5. Super Crew Dancer
  6. Caesar's Palace French Guy
  7. NYC Finance Broker
  8. The One Who Got Away
  9. Guy with Water Bed
  10. Notre Dame Library Guy
  11. Tongue Ring Guy