My emotions when my kids watch kid things

In particular the shows I loathe..
  1. Barney..wtf..isn't this freak cancelled yet?!
    Watch me light your purple tail on fire and watch the rainbow of flames while you sing one of your effin songs
  2. Thomas the train
    You know the fact that George Carlin is a voice over cracks me up..other than that I hate you Thomas
  3. Umizoomi
    Is that how you spell that? Tiny superheroes that solve everything in a half hour..and they sing..but I guess it teaches my kids some sort of simple math..except school doesn't teach math that way anymore so fail tiny half pints
  4. Bob the builder
    Get some helpers that don't whine every five seconds..