1. I'm a fake farmer..
  2. I'm the behind the scenes wife of a farmer whom everyone thinks I know everything about farming and that I do nothing else
  3. Having animals at my house drives me crazy..the noises, the smells, the escape artists
  4. Although sometimes convenient to 'mow the lawn' or feed leftover fruits and veggies
  5. I tried doing the stay at home thing and be a real farmer..nope that's not me
  6. But I do love to 'shop' in our freezer for whatever piece of meat I want for dinner
  7. And my husband loves it all