QUOTES FROM FAMILY TRIP TO PUERTO RICO
December break vacation. We flew in on Christmas Eve and I lost count of the number of kippas I saw on the plane.
- •Donald Trump doesn't like when you leak or anythingRachel
- •Stop suckling from the teat of my water bottle!! No teat!!Rose
- •If one of you puts me in the ground full body when I die, I will be really mad at you! And you will feel it! I want to be cremated and put in the ocean.Rachel, completely unprompted. We were talking about what to get for dinner.
- •Rachel: What's Kama sutra? Rose: Ask mom. Mom: What's the questch?
- •I was born in 2001, but I IDENTIFY as a 90s kid! It's like gender, it's a spectrum!Rachel, after Rose and I kept making "only 90s kids remember" jokes
- •I need to get a pelican something.... I need a tshirt, a Knick knack, something before leave.Father
- •How much did you smoke in college? Cocaine? DDT? PCP? Molly? eBay?Rose to father
- •I binge watched Bob Ross.Rachel, not ironically. She actually did this.
- •Are you going to go get loose? You should go get loose.My mother to Rose on New Year's Eve and the party in our hotel
- •That's all for now folks