CHRISTMAS IS RUINED FOREVER BECAUSE
- •Peanut is sick as hell.
- •Vet bills be putting me in debt.
- •It's warm outside. IN BUFFALO. IT'S DECEMBER.
- •Ham is nasty. And I don't think I nice Jew like Jesus would appreciate celebrating his birthday in such an un-kosher way.
- •My childhood home gives me the willies.
- •I'm eating my sadness.