5 HOUSEHOLD CHORES MY WIFE ALWAYS HAS TO ASK ME TO DO TWICE BECAUSE I'M A USELESS HUSBAND

I love my wife dearly, but I just don't listen. Sorry dear, I'll try harder next time.
  1. Do the dishes
  2. Put your underpants in the wash basket
  3. Put the baby's nappies into the outside bin
  4. Vacuum. Where? Everywhere!
  5. Why haven't you done the damn dishes yet??