1. Listen to crappy music (this one isn't a want but rather something you are subjected to)
  2. All of your apps immediately seem lame but play a few games
  3. Attempt to read, be distracted by people passing by. Read the same sentence six times and then give up
  4. People watch. Create character names for the people you see. Good Posture, Coughs-a-lot, etc
  5. Try not to seem exasperated when your party shows up.
  6. Is that lady paying her bills? Hmmmm