Things hidden in the bottom of my undie drawer

all things strange and wonderful in this little treasure box. feel free to add your own
  1. 1.
    A spare pregnancy test
    The fact that I haven't had intercorse with someone for over a year doesn't matter, always be prepared.
  2. 2.
    A hand embroidered handkerchief my dead grandmother made me
    Yeah it still had her snot on it
  3. 3.
    A broach I took from my third grade teachers desk
    Only 15 years on..
  4. 4.
    A pair of my gay room mates underwear.
    I wear them all the time, super comfortable
  5. 5.
    A blue dildo
    People seem to think dildo are always purple, this one's one of a kind
  6. 6.
    Chicken fillets that have lost their stickiness but are just fun to hit people in the face with when people least expect it