Things hidden in the bottom of my undie drawer
all things strange and wonderful in this little treasure box. feel free to add your own
- •A spare pregnancy testThe fact that I haven't had intercorse with someone for over a year doesn't matter, always be prepared.
- •A hand embroidered handkerchief my dead grandmother made meYeah it still had her snot on it
- •A broach I took from my third grade teachers deskOnly 15 years on..
- •A pair of my gay room mates underwear.I wear them all the time, super comfortable
- •A blue dildoPeople seem to think dildo are always purple, this one's one of a kind
- •Chicken fillets that have lost their stickiness but are just fun to hit people in the face with when people least expect it