Things hidden in the bottom of my undie drawer
all things strange and wonderful in this little treasure box. feel free to add your own
- 1.A spare pregnancy testThe fact that I haven't had intercorse with someone for over a year doesn't matter, always be prepared.
- 2.A hand embroidered handkerchief my dead grandmother made meYeah it still had her snot on it
- 3.A broach I took from my third grade teachers deskOnly 15 years on..
- 4.A pair of my gay room mates underwear.I wear them all the time, super comfortable
- 5.A blue dildoPeople seem to think dildo are always purple, this one's one of a kind
- 6.Chicken fillets that have lost their stickiness but are just fun to hit people in the face with when people least expect it