Beverage Power Rankings

  1. 1.
    Ice Cold Water
    Nobody will ever turn down a cup of ice cold water. The undisputed beverage champion.
  2. 2.
    Regular Water
    It might be room temperature but it's still really great.
  3. 3.
    Cold Brewed Coffee
    Mix with a couple of fingers of almond coconut milk and some ice and you're good to go... without sleeping for a couple of days.
  4. 4.
    Coca Cola
    An old favorite that'll come through in a crunch.
  5. 5.
    Green Stuff
    I'm usually a fashion over function type of guy, but when it comes to the green stuff, I go with function over flavor.
  6. 6.
    Almond Coconut Milk
    Are you a calf? If not, then drink a planet based milk.
  7. 7.
    Accept the mystery and enjoy it.