The best comments I get from my friends when I get rejected
- •If he dissed you, then he probably has impotence problems he didn't want you to eventually discover.
- •Well, lesson learned: never date a guy named Chad.
- •If you liked him then I'm sure he is smart and funny and hot. But believe me, he does this thing where he tucks his junk up and dances to "pretty horses".
- •What a bunch of asshats not dating you.
- •Epic. Douche.
- •Maybe he has that behavioral health condition where he is retarded and avoids things that are good.
- •Maybe Japan wife sent a ninja to kill his ass.