Following are some analogies to prepend or append to any upcoming tweet or conversation
- •That's like taking a gerbil to the vet.When someone suggests doing something useless.
- •That's like naming a children's hospital after Joe Paterno.When someone is competent on one domain and super incompetent in another is recommended for a position of leadership.
- •He's like the Richard Branson of the office.To describe somebody as awesome just because everyone else does.
- •That's like kneeling during the national anthem.To describe someone's action as an atrocity, that clearly isn't.
- •It's like being in the trenches.Whenever a bro doesn't want you to know about his uncontrollable man crushes.
- •That's like finding a razor blade in your apple.Whenever you want to validate something is dangerous with an unsubstantiated claim.
- •I gotta piss like a racehorse.When you're about to do something even more disturbing.
- •It's like they drank the Kool-Aid.When you want to make a point and still remain incredibly tone deaf.
- •When everybody stands up after the plane reaches the gate.Describing a nasty funk.
- •Like that first cigarette after Mexican food.Something more satisfying than a carne asada burrito.