Everybody seems to think the app Slack is the shit, but it's not for everyone. Here are a few ways to describe the experience.
  1. …getting 23 emails sent to you one sentence at a time
  2. …having 19 children in the car with you at the McDonald's drive-thru window
  3. …playing a 75 minute keyboard solo in a prob rock band
  4. …having shitty roommates who talk while you read
  5. …a dopamine drip
  6. …playing the part of a programmer in a 90s movie
  7. …the 9th circle of hell.
  8. …the perfect tool for people who loathe talking
  9. …183 unread messages waiting for you after going to the kitchen.