Slack is like…
Everybody seems to think the app Slack is the shit, but it's not for everyone. Here are a few ways to describe the experience.
- •…getting 23 emails sent to you one sentence at a time
- •…having 19 children in the car with you at the McDonald's drive-thru window
- •…playing a 75 minute keyboard solo in a prob rock band
- •…having shitty roommates who talk while you read
- •…a dopamine drip
- •…playing the part of a programmer in a 90s movie
- •…the 9th circle of hell.
- •…the perfect tool for people who loathe talking
- •…183 unread messages waiting for you after going to the kitchen.