I'm going to a country fair in Maine with my family today and there are some questionable events on the calendar.
  1. Beef Obstacle Course
  2. Beef Show
  3. Blueberry Spitting Contest
    This one is self-explanatory but I still don't like it
  4. Pig Scramble
  5. Open Beef Show
    Apparently different than the "Beef Show"
  6. He-Man Contest
  7. Rooster Crowing and Hen Cackling