LAST MINUTE HALLOWEEN COSTUMES

Save time and money with these quick last minute costume ideas.
  1. The new kid in school
    Go to a party where you don't know anyone. You weren't even invited.
  2. The American Horror Story theme song
    Wear your normal clothes, but when someone talks to you, respond by making weird creepy noises with your mouth.
  3. Donald Trump
    Go around all night trying to defund Planned Parenthood.
  4. A "surprise"
    When people ask what you are, tell them it's a surprise and keep it going all night until they gradually forget about it.
  5. A coat
    Just wear a coat