Made Up AIM Screen Names for Guys I've Slept With
- •turd_ballThe worst person alive was my first ever serious boyfriend. Like, no need to keep searching. He is the definition of human garbage.
- •XxGelato_GodxXMet while drunk. I'm thinking, like, this is a Greek God probably. A year later, we work at the same gelato shop.
- •DJ_duckyX69DJ'd lame parties sophomore year of college. Got real cocky about it. Literally went by the name "DJ Ducky." Sends me the occasional invite to a terrible looking live event in Boston.
- •yellowcardigan93_Bad times. Fuzzy memories. I think I was wearing a yellow cardigan.
- •dont_b0ther_Ang3LMet at a party and screamed along to "Cute Without the 'e'" by Taking Back Sunday together.
- •xxxWHYDIDIDOTHATxxxJust a really bad decision.
- •rAD44xxxxxxThe definition of the term "surfer dude." Smelled like sunscreen and saltwater. Left at 5 AM to catch some waves.
- •fartedXinXtheXcarSelf explanatory.
- •H0T_P0CK3TSOnly ate hot pockets. HE ONLY ATE HOT POCKETS