NAMES I WOULD HAVE THE SECRET SERVICE CALL ME IF I WERE PRESIDENT

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  1. Tween Kween
  2. Threat Level: Midnight
  3. Obama
  4. Ikea Monkey
  5. Skipper
  6. Britney Bitch
  7. Space Cowboy
  8. Beanie Baby
  9. Hates Minions
  10. Really Really Really Ridiculously Good Looking
  11. Paul
  12. Humble