PROS AND CONS OF THROWING OUT MY BACK AND BEING BED-RIDDEN AT MY PARENTS FOR A WEEK

  1. PROS:
  2. I am eating homemade mac and cheese right now
  3. Watched The Producers for the first time last night with my mom
  4. Naps, lots of naps
  5. Comfy-ass yoga pants all day every
  6. My little brother is a riot
  7. CONS:
  8. I'm still getting client emails and I don't know what to do about them
  9. Hospital bills
  10. I feel like a 90 year old woman
  11. I think I am actually a 90 year old woman
  12. 90 years old
  13. Can't do anything
  14. Ow