QUOTES FROM MY PORCH ON A FRIDAY
- •Are turtles very muscular?
- •Welcome to the wicker liquor store where all our liquor is in wicker baskets
- •In an alternate universe everyone is doing finger guns
- •What was I gonna say?.... oh yeah, how do you guys feel about scabs?
- •On the count of 3 name your childhood bullies. 1..2..3 go
- •Don't look at your phone or I will thrust
- •I feel like I'm on a little farm
- •You sounded like zaboomafoo for like .5 seconds
- •In an alternate universe all these playing cards are tiny rugs