RANK THE PLANETS BY SEX APPEAL
Are you kidding me @dylan
- •UranusI mean. I'm not 5 years old but this is a given, right?
- •VenusAgain, another given. Ok now that we've got the erotic sounding ones out of the way we can get real.
- •EarthBecause Justin Timberlake lives here.
- •JupiterDat Great Red Spot tho am I right or am I right??
- •SaturnThe rings means it's wise and wisdom is sexy.
- •NeptuneBeautiful but so much gas ya know?
- •MarsGetting a lot of attention but honestly not that hot. Overrated.
- •MercuryToo small.
- •PlutoI really think of Pluto as a little brother so that would be weird.