RANK THE PLANETS BY SEX APPEAL
Are you kidding me @dylan
- 1.UranusI mean. I'm not 5 years old but this is a given, right?
- 2.VenusAgain, another given. Ok now that we've got the erotic sounding ones out of the way we can get real.
- 3.EarthBecause Justin Timberlake lives here.
- 4.JupiterDat Great Red Spot tho am I right or am I right??
- 5.SaturnThe rings means it's wise and wisdom is sexy.
- 6.NeptuneBeautiful but so much gas ya know?
- 7.MarsGetting a lot of attention but honestly not that hot. Overrated.
- 8.MercuryToo small.
- 9.PlutoI really think of Pluto as a little brother so that would be weird.